Sunday, April 27, 2008

Goulet

Liz posted this clip on her blog and I think it's only fair to share such hilarity with as many people as possible.

will ferrell extra robert goulet on conan

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

That's Why My Friends Call Me "Whiskers"



I have probably watched this sketch a hundred times over the years and it never gets any less hilarious. It is quite possibly the funniest thing Will Ferrell has ever done.

Monday, April 21, 2008

On The Nose

Jeremy says this is me as a father...

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Acer FTW!

(You'll want to click the pic to get a better look)

Let's also hear it for the "Mizzou" kid on the left who's kicking it old school with a pen and paper.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

It Must Be The Face

What I learned today from our Morning Show...

Willem Dafoe holds the record for having more on-screen deaths than any other actor.

The Kids In The Hall Are Back!



Awesome seeing the band back together. Man, the years have not been kind to Mark McKinney.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

That's Apple

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Wine Bottles And An RC Car


Mario Theme Played with RC Car and Bottles - Watch more free videos

This guy is far more patient than I will ever be.

Friday, April 11, 2008

What's Worse

A recent poll at WhatTheyPlay.com asked parents what sort of content they would least want their kids exposed to in video games. Two men kissing was actually deemed more objectionable than a graphic decapitation. It appears we have a long road to go yet.

Monday, April 07, 2008

I Swear This Isn't Photoshopped

Yes, that really is me at a live sporting event.
What's more, I actually had a fun time!
(Thanks to Barry and Karen for the invite and the pic)

Friday, April 04, 2008

Pour Yourself A Bowl Of Awesome

(thanks to Chris for sharing)

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Thanks, Old Guy!


Tuesday, April 01, 2008

The 30 Dumbest Video Game Titles

  1. Tongue of the Fatman
    Commodore 64, DOS, Mega Drive - 1989
  2. Spanky's Quest
    Super Nintendo - 1991
  3. Touch Dic
    Nintendo DS - 2005
  4. If It Moves, Shoot It!
    Amiga, DOS - 1989
  5. Leisure Suit Larry 3: Passionate Patti in Pursuit of the Pulsating Pectorals
    Amiga, DOS - 1989
  6. Barbie Horse Adventure
    Xbox, PS2 - 2003
  7. Attack of the Mutant Camels
    Atari - 1983
  8. Extreme Sports with the Berenstain Bears
    Game Boy Color - 2000
  9. Ninja Hamster
    Commodore 64 - 1987
  10. Frogger: Helmet Chaos
    Nintendo DS, PSP - 2005
  11. Ninja Baseball Bat Man
    Arcade - 1993
  12. Atari Ninja Golf
    Atari 7800 - 1990
  13. Billy the Wizard: Rocket Broomstick Racing
    Wii, PC, PS2 - 2007
  14. NRA Gun Club
    PS2 - 2006
  15. GOLF Magazine Presents 36 Great Holes Starring Fred Couples
    Sega 32X - 1994
  16. Bus Driver
    PC - 2007
  17. Ship Simulator 2008
    PC - 2008
  18. Big Mutha Truckers 2: Truck Me Harder
    PS2, Xbox - 2005
  19. Astro Fang: Super Machine
    NES - 1990
  20. Tech Romancer
    Dreamcast - 1998
  21. Chemist Tycoon
    PS2, PC - 2006
  22. Yes Prime Minister
    Commodore 64, Amstrad CPC, ZX Spectrum - 1987
  23. How To Be A Complete Bastard
    ZX Spectrum, Commodore 64, Amstrad CPC - 1987
  24. Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together
    SNES - 1995; PlayStation - 1997
  25. Rex Nebular and the Cosmic Gender Bender
    DOS, Mac - 1992
  26. Princess Tomato in Salad Kingdom
    NES - 1988
  27. Zombies Ate My Neighbors
    SNES, Mega Drive - 1993
  28. Ninjabread Man
    PC, PS2 - 2005; Wii - 2007
  29. Keith Courage in Alpha Zones
    TurboGrafx-16 - 1989
  30. 70's Robot Anime Geppy-X: The Super Boosted Armor
    PlayStation - 1999

Blogger's Note: I'm guessing Jeremy was playing "Yes Prime Minister" on his Commodore 64 around the same time Chris B. was mastering "How To Be A Complete Bastard."

(list from cnet.com)

That Thing's Operational!


Here's what a 3,500 piece Lego Death Star looks like. Click the pic to see how it was constructed.

Monday, March 31, 2008

Cruel Science


When A Nerd Loves A Woman


Sunday, March 30, 2008

Nicely Played


Thursday, March 27, 2008

Awareness Test

(Greg is really coming through with the links today)

5 Signs You're Watching A Wes Anderson Movie


5- Bill Murray Being Serious
If you're seeing this comic king in a movie that was made in the past ten years it's probably a Wes Anderson movie. Of the last fifteen film projects Murray has done four have been with Anderson. It was his role in "Rushmore" that made him an indie-film darling with such directors as Jim Jarmusch and Sofia Coppola. Murray has a strong commitment to Anderson, backing up the director by pulling out of his own pocket to help shoot a scene and also working for free in "The Royal Tenenbaums". Their film relationship has produced some interesting film experiences as well as a partnership of respect and comradeship.

4- Slow Motion Endings
In all but one of his films, Anderson has ended with the slow motion shot. We saw Dignan leaving for prison in "Bottle Rocket", Max's Dance with Miss Cross in "Rushmore", Royal Tenenbaums's funeral, and Steve Zissou walk the red carpet all in slow motion into the end credits. It's a signature style that Anderson has replicated in most of his films. Also notice the credits, first name in lower and uppercase but the last name is always uppercase. The only movie that broke the slow motion ending tradition? "The Darjeeling Limited," which began with a slow motion shot of Peter Whitman barely making the namesake train.

3- Mise en Scene
It's all about the details. If you're watching a movie and you feel slightly distorted by a wide angle shots and balanced symmetry of props, then you're in Anderson heaven. Each frame of an Anderson film is packed with props, and a balanced symmetry of the frame, causing slight distortion. This effect can feel almost dream-like, creating a vision that blurs reality with enhanced color palettes as well as elaborate production design. Several of his films use actual sets such as Steve Zissou's boat to contribute an elaborate environment to the story. When there is way too much stuff on the walls in 2.35: 1 aspect ratio you're probably watching a Wes Anderson production.

2- Deteriorating Family
Every Anderson film has a family struggling throughout the narrative. Bob's abuse from his brother Futureman, Mr. Blume's redheaded asshole children, The Tenenbaums, Steve Zissou connecting with his son, and the brothers on board the Darjeeling Limited. Anderson has often stated that J. D. Salinger has been an influence on his writing style balancing the comedy with tragedy at a moment's notice. But Anderson's reflection of families is used as a springboard to address issues such as grief, failure, and regret that have a universal appeal.

1- A Soundtrack You Never Could Have Created
If there's one thing for certain, it's that Anderson can create an amazing soundtrack. His use of sound over the image especially using rock musical compositions has been a trademark since his first film. From the British invasion rock songs of "Rushmore" to the Portuguese David Bowie covers of "Steve Zissou" Anderson's soundtracks have been stellar. With collaboration with Devo's Mark Mothersbaugh for original compositions, Anderson's films are ripe with stand out musical tracks. I bet the mix tapes he makes for his friends are the shit.

(from omglists) (also thanks to Greg for the link)

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

The Spontaneous Picnic Dress