Scene Caps III

It's been a number of months since I've done one of these so here are the rules again:

There are five scenes below from various films. The first person to identify all five correctly is the winner. The answers will be given once people have had a sufficient amount of time to post their guesses.

Stylus Envy

Below is a special edition Pokemon stylus that is actually being sold in Japan for use with the Nintendo DS. Pikachu ain't got nothing on this guy.

I Think I'm Onto Something Here...

I have a theory that Mr. Joss Whedon had a certain Fraggle named Wembley on his mind when casting Alan Tudyk as the wisecracking pilot, Wash, for his show Firefly. Perhaps in a different time, in a different Verse they could have been brothers.

Like any good theoretician, I've provided startling evidence to support my claim...

Zing!

This excerpt was emailed to me the other day...

On Wednesday, March 1, 2006, at a hearing on a proposed Constitutional Amendment to prohibit gay marriage, Jamie Raskin, professor of law at AU, was requested to testify.

At the end of his testimony, Republican Senator Nancy Jacobs said: "Mr. Raskin, my Bible says marriage is only between a man and a woman. What do you have to say about that?"

Raskin replied: "Senator, when you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible and swore to uphold the Constitution. You did not place your hand on the Constitution and swear to uphold the Bible."

The room erupted into applause.

Apotheosis Of Cool

Prepare to be mesmerized...

David Hasselhoff is Hooked On A Feeling

Prepare For Launch

I'm building a rocket aimed directly at the sun. Who should I put on board?
	Carson Daly
	Jessica Simpson
	Ashlee Simpson
	Carrot Top
	Dr. Phil
	Martha Stewart
	Paris Hilton
	Ben Affleck
	Dave Matthews
	Rosie O'Donnell
	Lindsay Lohan
	Ryan Seacrest
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Johnny Never Saw It Coming

Mystery Solved

So the butterfly ballot strikes again. I should have known. Thanks to Nick Starr for the graphic.

Hey Oscar, What's The Deal?

So if Brokeback Mountain wasn't the best picture of last year, but Ang Lee was the best director of last year... and Brokeback was the only film Ang Lee directed last year... doesn't something seem a tad askew there?

BTW, Crash was an over-blown TV Movie of the Week that was mediocre at best; I don't care what The Academy thinks of it.

Neato

This is actually pretty cool...

The Simpsons Intro Performed Live

Do Your Ears A Favor

If you're not listening to this album you goddam well should be.

We Have A Winner

Some of GW's shining moments set to a laugh track. If only they were scripted...

Bush Bloopers

(thanks to Brent for the link)