Wednesday, January 05, 2005

Joke Time

The President, the First Lady and Dick Cheney are flying on Air Force One.

George looks at Laura, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."
Laura shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $100.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

Cheney says, "Of course then, I could throw one hundred $10.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them and says to his co-pilot,
"Such big shots back there... hell, I could throw all of them out the window and make 56 million people very happy."

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

That joke made my day!

-Pam

Who do I have to have sex with to get that pumpkin-chip cookie recipe?

Liz said...

Watch your mouth, Pam.

Torrey said...

My mom has the recipe, Pam. I think that answered your question.