What I've Learned From Watching Movies

(from Nostalgia Central)

1. It is always possible to find a parking spot directly outside or opposite the building you are visiting.
2. Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment it's aired.
3. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
4. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to learn to speak German. Simply speaking English with a German accent will do. Similarly, when they are alone, all German soldiers prefer to speak English to each other.
5. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.
6. Any police officer about to retire from the force will more often than not die on their last day (especially if their family have planned a party). (Caveat: Detectives can only solve a case after they have been suspended from duty).
7. If a microphone is turned on it will immediately feedback.
8. All grocery shopping involves the purchase of French loaves which will be placed in open brown paper bags (Caveat: when said bags break, only fruit will spill out).
9. You will survive any battle in any war UNLESS you show someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
10. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at once (it's called Stallone's Law).
11. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in you room will still be visible, just slightly bluish.
12. Plain or even ugly girls can become movie star pretty simply by removing their glasses and rearranging their hair.
13. All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach to armpit level on a woman but only up to the waist of the man lying beside her.
14. You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.