Shit, Jack Palance IS Still Alive

(from mingthemerciless.com)

In the beginning God created City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold.

And City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold.

And God said, Let there be Jack Palance: and there was Jack Palance.

And God saw Jack Palance, that it was good: and God divided the Jack from the Palance.

And God called the Jack Duke, and the Palance he called Washburn. And the Jack and the Palance were Duke Washburn.

And God said, Let Duke Washburn be the brother of Curly, who died in the first movie.

And in City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold Billy Crystal went in search of Curly's gold, or something. I didn't see it. It looked shit.

I mean, it's such an annoying premise, bringing back Jack Palance.

And can you believe he won an Oscar for the first one?

It's just like Arthur II: On the rocks. They brought John Gielgud back for that one, even though he also died in the first movie.

And HE won an Oscar as well. Can you believe that?