Torrey's Irrefutable Truths For The Week Of 12/11

A Bookstore Parking Lot Will Always Be Filled With Cars Sporting Liberal Bumper Stickers And Anti-"W" Logos
Why? Because liberals are fair-minded people who are open to interpretations beyond their own and who actually make an effort to educate themselves as to how the world works. The contrary to this would be conservatives who are close-minded people who only concern themselves with their own interpretations of things and who make no effort to educate themselves beyond the "What's Hot" book rack at Sam's Club.

The Name "Bo Bice" Is Very Unpleasant To Say
I don't know who this guy is, I don't know what kind of music he sings, I just know that his name is very displeasing to me.

Bringing Your Pet To The Mall To Have Its Picture Taken With Santa Is A Very Stupid Thing To Do
I'm not against the mall santa. I think it's cool if kids believe he's "the one" and want to talk to him and all that. That's harmless and cute and whatever. But not your pets, people. Your dog doesn't know who Santa is!! It is completely meaningless. Don't make these kids wait in line longer so your friggin terrier in a turtleneck can have its photo op.

People Shouldn't Forget About Parcheesi
I'm here to remind you that Parcheesi, the classic game of India, is a fun time for all. If you haven't played it since you were a kid, or maybe you've never played it at all, the time is now! You can typically find it for under $15 anywhere board games are sold. Parcheesi is good with two people but becomes increasingly enjoyable when three or four are involved. And the game is casual enough that conversations can still be held while playing. The only downside is that the fourth player has to be the water buffalo...and no one wants to be the water buffalo, especially, that's right, the water buffalo.