Not To Be Confused With Austrian Nazis

Here are the 20 worst song lyrics ever, according to spinner.com:

20)
"If I was a sculptor
But then again, no"
-Elton John's Your Song

19)
"Lucky that my breasts
Are small and humble
So you don't confuse
Them with mountains"
-Shakira's Whenever, Wherever

18)
"I love you like
A fat kid loves cake"
-50 Cent's 21 Questions

17)
"There's an insect
In your ear
If you scratch
It won't disappear"
-U2's Staring at the Sun

16)
"Relentless lust
Of rotting flesh
To thrash the tomb she lies
Heathen whore
Of Satan's wrath
I spit at your demise"
-Slayer's Necrophiliac

15)
"Leaving was never
my proud"
-REM's Leaving New York

14)
"I ain't never seen
An ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee-pee go
'Doing-doing-doing'"
-Eminem's Ass Like That

13)
"There were plants
And birds
And rocks
And things"
-America's Horse With No Name

12)
"Time is like a clock
In my heart"
-Culture Club's Time (Clock of the Heart)

11)
"I wish it was Sunday
That's my fun day
My I-don't-have-to-run day"
-The Bangle's Manic Monday

10)
"I'm all out of faith
This is how I feel"
-Natalie Imbruglia's Torn

9)
"Now you're amazed
By the VIP posse
Steppin' so hard
Like a German Nazi"
-Vanilla Ice's Play That Funky Music

8)
"My panty line shows
Got a run in my hose
My hair went flat
Man, I hate that"
-Shania Twain's Honey I'm Home

7)
"I don't think that I've
Got the stomach
To stomach calling
You today"
-Saves the Day's See You

6)
"Your butt is mine"
-Michael Jackson's Bad

5)
"But if this ever-changing
world in which we live in..."
-Paul McCartney and Wings' Live and Let Die

4)
"Young, black and famous
With money hangin'
Out the anus"
-Puff Daddy and Mase's Can't Nobody Hold Me Down

3)
"I don't like cities
But I like New York
Other places
Make me feel like a dork"
-Madonna's I Love New York

2)
"War is stupid
And people are stupid"
-Culture Club's War Song

1)
"Coast to coast
L.A. to Chicago"
-Sade's Smooth Operator