(from The CinemATTIC)
- EMOs are a product of alien symbiosis.
- If you find yourself running from the law, no problem! Just hop over the gate that says ‘DANGER! Particle Physics Experiment in progress’ and you’re in the clear.
- If your girlfriend is hanging from the roof of a demolished skyscraper, never fear. Nonchalantly take some pictures and introduce yourself to her father, who also doesn’t seem to give a shit.
- Flipping omelets and listening to vintage dance songs will only lead to adultery.
- Black is the new red. And alien goo is the new cotton.
- If you ever find yourself battling a giant sand person and a jagged-toothed photographer alongside your best friend who just tried to kill you, be sure that you and him exchange ‘witty’ banter at every opportunity. “I’m a little busy over here, buddy.” “I’d love to help you, but I’ve got my hands full, buddy” and so on.
- If you want to kill someone real bad, then go to church and pray and maybe, if you’re lucky, God will provide you with an alien suit made of pure evil.
- Sufferers of amnesia just can’t help smiling ridiculously and eating ice-cream. Oh life is good when you can’t remember anything.
- Bad boys eat cookies, drink milk and mimic their lecturers on the phone in a hilarious manner.
- Is your girlfriend feeling down? No problem, make her feel better by passionately upside-down kissing some really hot chick in front of her.
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2 comments:
I agree with all of the above except #6...if you look at the Spiderman comics themselves you will notice that Peter Parker aka Spiderman always exchanges witty banter with his nemesis as they do battle. It's part of his nerdy character.
I will now replace your #6 with my #6: All characters (Main and Secondary, Protagonist and Antagonist) must cry at least once, but preferably 2 or 3 times within a 2 and a half hour span.
I think the point he was trying to make with #6 was that Harry had spent a great deal of his free time trying to kill Peter. It was a rather quick turn-around to BFF.
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