Monday, May 07, 2007

Spider-man 3 Review

HIGHS
  • Themes are consistent with the first two films.
  • Some good action scenes, although Spidey 2 had better ones.
  • A decent Bruce Campbell cameo.
  • Topher Grace is a good actor. He should get more work.

LOWS
  • Really lousy script.
  • Poor pacing. Slow at times while not doing much to enhance the story.
  • Oftentimes feels phony, melodramatic, cheesy, heavy-handed, uneven, schmaltzy... if I had a thesaurus nearby I could come up with more descriptions.
  • Very inconsistent character motivations across the board.
  • My greatest fear about this movie was realized: They tried to cram way too much into one film and the result was everyone coming up short-changed. This should have been handled as two movies. Harry and The Sandman in one and Venom in Spidey 4. The Venom storyline deserves its own movie.
  • People's emotions are all over the place. Happy, Sad, Angry, Compassionate, Playful, Vengeful... and that was just Harry!
  • Peter and Mary Jane have a challenging relationship. We get it!
  • Oftentimes treats the audience like we are idiots. "Here's a flashback of what happened 20 minutes ago in case you forgot."
  • Why didn't the Butler mention that earlier??! Really could have saved a lot of hassle. (when you see the movie, you'll know what I'm talking about.)

Torrey's Opinion:
5- Strongly Recommended
4- Recommended
3- A Mixed Bag
2- Sub-par
1- Don't Bother


Random related fact: The release date for Spider-man 3 was set before Spider-man 2 was even released. (that means the movie was rushed, folks, and it shows.)

1 comment:

Sara said...

I just hated emo spiderman.

And when did Bob Fosse choreography make its way into Marvel. That kind of stuff only plays well in Metropolis. *ZING on you Superman!*