The Jig Is Up

I noticed this SPAM message in my work email this morning...

Aliens Are Gay Says Astronaut

Former Astronaut Dr. Edgar Mitchell - a veteran of the Apollo 14 mission - claims aliens are gay and that they are responsible for many of the earth's ills including global warming, war, disease and The View.

Blogger's Note: On behalf of gay aliens everywhere, let me personally apologize for The View.