24 in 24 Words

For those who want to catch up on 24 before the premiere this Sunday (or for those needing a refresher), the peeps at Metromix summed up each season of 24 in 24 words or less.

SEASON ONE

Andre Drazen: Pops, it's David Palmer.
Victor Drazen: Kill him.
Jack Bauer: I don't think so.
Teri Bauer: Jack, I love y–[BANG!]
Jack: Nooooooooo!


SEASON TWO

To Do:

8am: Reconcile with Kim
10am: Blow up CTU
12pm: Long lunch
6pm: Fly nuke out of LA
12am: Kill oil executives
8am: Spa day


SEASON THREE

From: Bauer.Kim@CTU.gov
To: Bauer.Jack@CTU.gov

Hey Daddy, thx for the new job! BTW I'm dating your partner. FYI, ur Mexican drug buddies accidentally mailed something 're: totally deadly virus.'


SEASON FOUR

Coroner's Log, Thursday

Secret Service agents, COD – Gunshot Wounds
20 Train Passengers, COD – Explosion
Thousands of Civilians, COD – Radiation Poisoning
257 terrorists, COD – Pissed off Jack Bauer


SEASON FIVE

Memorandum
From: Attorney General.

-Sale of nerve gas to terrorists is now legal.
-Conspiracy to kill Russian president is OK.
-Jack Bauer on top 10 most wanted list.


SEASON SIX

Director's Notes:

• Needs big explosion every hour
• Needs more Bauers
• Kill off everyone but Jack
• Kill Jack too
• (Kidding!)
• Everyone take 12 months off
• Tick, Tock