Riding Solo

I dedicate this post to Barry based on today's lunch conversation.

He's Back?

Any Zombie Jesus sightings today? And if so, any idea if he saw his shadow?

update: Tony has informed me that old people are offended by the idea of Zombie Jesus. In case there are any old people who visit my blog I must say, "Who let you on the Internet?"

My Most Offensive Post Yet

I'm not sure what it says about me but I was cracking up through this entire thing. It's sorta like a really raunchy "Kids in the Hall" bit mixed with a healthy dose of "Coffee Talk". Be forwarned if you are the sensitive type, this does contain very explicit language.

(thanks to Jeremy for the link)

Unholy Citrus

(Thanks to Bryan for sharing)

Movies Can Make Your Life Go Better

(Props to Jeremy for the link)

The Greatest Thing I've Seen Since The Sledding Incident

(this post dedicated to Greg)

Exciting New Feature!

I've added a polling section to the side of the page. Exciting indeed! Expect a new poll twice a week. They won't be anything brilliant or profound, but if you frequent this site you already know that. I keeps my blog how I keeps my women: quick, dirty, and random.

Best Thing I've Seen All Week

What could possibly happen to this Canadian news reporter doing a broadcast from the bottom of a sledding hill?

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And he still follows through with the sign-off! Canadians may not be the brightest bulbs in the chandelier, but they are resilient.

And We Have What To Show For This, Exactly?

If you're looking for something to get fired up about on your Tuesday, try this on for size:

In its sixth year, the Iraq war is costing the US about $12 billion a month.

(from Yahoo News)

Emo Bath

Now That's Hot

Food Fight

Confession Of A Former Guitar Hero Advocate

You know that line, "Anything you can do, I can do better"? That should be Rock Band's motto because it is absolutely the one true king of peripheral-based musical rhythm games. My allegiances to Guitar Hero have been severed. I have seen the light.

GameDaily's Top 10 Greatest Gaming Consoles

10) Nintendo Gamecube
09) Sega Genesis
08) Nintendo 64
07) Nintendo Entertainment System
06) Sony PlayStation
05) Super Nintendo Entertainment System
04) Nintendo DS
03) Sony PlayStation 2
02) Sega Dreamcast
01) Microsoft Xbox 360

Blogger's Note: No arguments here!

(info from gamedaily.com)

6 Terrible Cameos That Just About Ruined The Movie

6) Ted Danson in Saving Private Ryan
5) Christopher Lloyd in Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
4) M. Night Shyamalan in Signs
3) Matt Damon in Finding Forrester
2) Scott Baio, Red Buttons, Sammy Davis, Jr., Sherman Hemsley, Telly Savalas, Ringo Starr, Ernest Borgnine, Beau Bridges, Lloyd Bridges, Patrick Duffy, Merv Griffin, Karl Malden, Pat Morita, John Stamos, Sally Struthers, Jonathan Winters and many many more in Alice in Wonderland and Alice Through the Looking Glass
1) Bruce Willis in Ocean's 12

(from cracked.com)

Available Nights & Weekends

Someone put together a highly scientific test to determine what a person's worth would be as a personal escort. I'm quite pleased with my results and will be turning in my two-weeks notice immediately. To think that I've been doing it for free all this time! If you would like to find out your own value in the sack, simply click on the image.


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Aged To Perfection

At long last, a huge injustice in the world of old television show libraries made available for consumer purchase has been corrected. Warner Bros. has finally began releasing Perfect Strangers on DVD. I credit this show for helping to shape me into the hilarious human being I am today and it's about damn time it became immortalized in a handy disc form. If you haven't heard already, Perfect Strangers Seasons 1 & 2 are now available for purchase in one attractive package. What's even better is the measly asking price for these 28 episodes is only $24.99! (I was able to score a set for $19.99 at my local Bullmoose Music store. Truth be told, I would have easily paid eight or ten times that price.)

Now you may be thinking to yourself, "Sure, Perfect Strangers was hilarious and fresh when I was a kid but what about now? Could it possibly hold up?" Well I am here to tell you, "Of course it does, don't be ridiculous!" The show has aged extremely well. The interaction between characters is as enjoyable as ever and the jokes still hold up some 20 years later. There was some genuine comedic talent involved in this show and I'm discovering a lot of things about now it that I didn't fully appreciate when I was younger.

But enough rambling; run out and buy it already! We need to band together to ensure they keep releasing future seasons of one of the best sitcoms the 80s had to offer!

Frackin' Sweet

Just because I'm really feeling the Battlestar fever right now...

(You'll definitely want to click on this for a larger view)

He Does Impressions Too

Yes, I realize it's another Matt Damon post but dammit, the guy just keeps being fantastic.