On a slow duty night at USM a number of years ago I decided to draft up a "Snow Shovel List" which contained various celebrities who, if given the opportunity, I would smack in the face with a snow shovel. I will now share with you this list.
- Margaret Cho
- Carrot Top
- Sandra Bernhard (although it looks like someone beat me to it)
- Julia Stiles
- Carson Daly
- Bono
- Kevin Smith
- Dave Matthews
- Ben Affleck
- Molly Shannon
- Camryn Manheim
- John Mayer
- Any Real World cast member, past or present
- Dharma & Greg
- Ashlee Simpson
Feel free to share those who would make your personal Snow Shovel List.
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loved your list so i wanted to give it a go:
*bono
*mary-kate and ashley
*michael buble'
*nitty
*britney spears
*casey donovan (aus idol winner)
*fred durst
*simple plan (the entire band)
-thats my short list loved your blog keep doing your stuff i'll be back
*George Bush (I am disappointed you forgot this)
*Jessica Simpson
*Ashlee Simpson
*The people who put the whole Brangelina and other assorted couples as important news
*Jennifer Lopez
*Britney Spears
*Paris Hilton
*Russell Crowe
*Tom Cruise
*Whitney Houston
*Martin Lawrence
*Paul Walker
*Anyone associated with the making of or being in Laguna Beach
Give me a shovel!
1. Ashlee Simpson
2. Jessica Simpson
3. OJ Simpson
4. Tom Cruise
5. Katie Holmes
6. Joan Rivers
7. Britney Spears
8. Mike Tyson
9. Carson Daly
10. Whitney Houston
...and there's so many more
Forgetting Paris?
I can't believe I forgot one of the people most in need of a whack: Paris Hilton
Also- I wasn't including politicians in this. If that's the case, anyone in the Bush administration deserves a whack too.
yeah, I guess I don't classify Bush under the category of 'celebrity' so much as I do 'huge embarrassing failure', but obviously I'd give ole Monkeybone a good smacking if given the chance (and secret service wasn't a factor).
First I would dip the shovel in dogshit and faceplant:
%Don Cherry
%Pauleeeey Shoooorrre Budeeee!
%Pamela Anderson Lee(if i could get the handle out of her snatch)
%I have to agree that those Simple Plan suckholes need a smack
%Richard Gere "box"
%Judge Judy (or anybody with the word Judge in title or name)which leads me to:
%Judge Reinhold (and his parents for naming him that!)
%Steven Segall
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