Banner's Follies

Kevin Koster, the Assistant Director for the show JAG, compiled a list of every single catalyst that caused David Banner to "Hulk Out" in the old Incredible Hulk series. Here are some of my favs...

• Kicking over a beehive and then being surprised when the bees are mad at him
• Being trapped in the middle of a forest fire so that burning branches keep falling on him and setting him on fire, and a giant, burning tree falls directly on him as the last straw
• Quicksand
• Receiving a lethal injection, and then having the person say, "Oh. I just gave you a lethal injection. Sorry, David."
• Being pushed down a mountainside by a bigfoot impersonator
• Dealing with a pesky operator in a phone booth ("I DON'T HAVE TWENTY-FIVE CENTS!!!")
• Being tied up and fed soup by an elderly Japanese woman who doesn't understand words like "You've GOT to cut me loose!"
• Being placed in a dumpster by the two garbagemen who think he's a thief, and who don't believe him when he says "Hey! There are rats in here!", and then being bitten by the rats to add injury to insult
• Being trapped inside a football stadium drunk tank while his friend is in danger, and THEN having one of the drunks hit him over the head with a metal object
• Receiving a speeding ticket
• Being stuck in a cab in New York rush hour traffic - "You don't understand, I have to be there by 4:00!" - "Hey, mac, it's rush hour, we ain't gettin' there til five, so relax." - "BUT I HAVE TO BE THERE BY FOUR!!!"
• Being pushed out of a plane at 30,000 feet by a mean guy who yells “You’re gonna land a lot sooner than the rest of us!”
• Being stuck in the police department's voice mail system when he knows his friend is about to be the next lobotomy subject, only to have the police finally pick up the phone after he's turning into the Hulk

You can see the complete list here. Thanks to Greg for sharing this.