Friday, July 22, 2005

I Bent My Wookie

Because it's Friday night and there's nothing going on, I give you 10 sexually tilted lines from the original Star Wars Trilogy:

  1. "Look at the size of that thing!"
  2. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
  3. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
  4. "Hey, point that thing someplace else!"
  5. "What could possibly have come over Master Luke?"
  6. "Sorry about the mess..."
  7. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!"
  8. "Hey Luke, thanks for coming after me - now I owe you one."
  9. "I never knew I had it in me."
  10. "Back door, huh? Good idea!"

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